Travel quotes

My kids make me laugh. Now that I think about it, my whole family makes me laugh. A lot! And when the rest of them aren't saying something funny, they make fun of me. So I decided to keep track of some of the funny things they (we) say.  I'll probably update this post periodically.

Who farted? Ugh...it was the dog. And she did it in her sleep. -Stephanie

We've been driving all day and only moved one state. -Aaron

No more jack-assery in the back seat! -Mom

A neighbor stopped to chat with Steve and asked, "So you brought the grandkids with you?"

Is that an Oscar winer wiener mobile? -Aaron

This conversation went from frostbite on your balls to chin hairs.  -Aaron

You are a master at being something you are trying not to be.  -Karen

They have signs for snowmobile crossings - that's a problem. -Steve

There is Lake -chigan. That's why it smells like a toilet bowl here. -Aaron

My butt feels like frozen hamburgers. -Stephanie

Aaron, please finish your dinner. You only have three pieces of chicken left. I don't have anything to do with three pieces of chicken.  Mom, do you have anything to do with two pieces? -dinner conversation